Monday, August 02, 2004

r.i.p. ozma

today, after work, i spied a three day old piece of meat in the fridge that was begging to be cut up, and joined with a tortilla to become a burrito. i gladly, guiltlessly obliged, and it was pleasing to the lord. however, later in the evening, glen and cindi (my landlords) returned home from puppy bootcamp with the apparent goal to consume leftover foods from the refridgerating unit. in a sad turn of events, it turns out that i had eaten glen's intended supper! the guiltless glee that had filled my tummy quickly turned to shameful sorrow. glen had to settle for a nasty frozen pizza instead of a steak dinner. for this, i am eternally sorry, from the bottom of my cold, black heart. i'd like to buy you another london broil glen, if i may.

i like telling sam "down" after he's already decided to lay down. it makes me feel accomplished, and fulfilled.

i got a postcard today from my pen pal in hawaii. it was beautiful, and made me jealous, and proud all in the same instant. can't wait to hear more stories.

looks like you can download speeches from the d.n.c. for free at itunes music store. i'm thinking of downloading them, and playing them when i've already tried counting sheep at night, in order to induce sleep. (yawn)

peace

3 comments:

  1. Any time you'd like to buy a chunk of meat for me to cook for all of us--that would be outstanding!

    Don't worry about the old one in the fridge. It found try hapiness when it found oneness with your tummy.

    What's OZMA?

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  2. The band OZMA has called it quits--how does it all fit in the whole world of events. I can remember when the Beattles quit, that was quite shocking.

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  3. Rob - As our housemate, you are entitled to food, especially leftovers, in the frig. I just tell you and Glen when i have certain plans for food in the house. Otherwise, it's to be eaten. You are not in violation of any unspoken expectations. Uncle G-force (that's his biking nick name) loves to give you a hard time. Hopefully, you know that and will LIVESTRONG in spite of it. I hope your blog was tongue-in-cheek (still tasting the yummy London Broil).

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