Me: [on hold for 6 minutes, 38 seconds. I love having a cell phone that keeps track of these things.]
Me after they finally answer: I had an incident this morning where my foot got run over by a cab. I am thinking I should have someone look at it.
Lady at the doctor's office: ewww! Can you hold please.
Woman, after a few moments: Dr. Galbreath says he can't do anything for you here. You need to go to Urgent Care and have it xrayed. Or you can go to the emergency room if you need a doctor to look at the xray and tell you what it means.
Me: do you know what time Urgent Care opens?
She: 2 PM.
Me: Ok, thanks for your help.
Cindi: Ok, I will drive you.