The chief export of Floyd Landis is pain.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Floyd Landis allows to live.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Floyd Landis.
There is no such thing as global warming. Floyd Landis was cold, so he turned the sun up.
i'm gonna call you on this: these were all originally part of the now infamous chuck norris jokes, a pop culture phenomenon from last year.
ReplyDeleteie: chuck norris smile once brought a dead puppy back to life...
or: when chuck norris plays monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.
but funny still, with bike guy name it them too.
Exactly Robage--my apologies to Chuck Norris. Funny nevertheless.
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